zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

deductions-of-the-human-heart:

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

Did you mean: Sherlock Holmes. 

kindofsharethat:

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore